An Imaginary Jesus
Will the real Jesus please stand up?
“Some people say they love Jesus, but their Jesus is not the Jesus of the Bible. He is an imaginary Jesus that they invented in their own minds. Their imaginary Jesus may not condemn sin the way the real Jesus condemns sin.” Abounding Joy
Jesus was inescapably and ineluctably a Jew living in first-century Palestine… and when we try to make him into a twenty-first-century American we distort everything he was and everything he stood for. He was not like us, and if we make him like us, we transform the historical Jesus into a creature that we have invented for ourselves and for our own purposes.” Dr. Bart Ehrman
The former quote comes from a blogger named Steve on a christian website called Abounding Joy. I have multiple issues with Steve’s quote. First, it seems quite arrogant for him to believe that he is privy to the “real” Jesus, while anyone who doesn’t see things his way, has an imaginary Jesus. And second, his use of the verb “condemns” is in the present tense. It should read, “Their imaginary Jesus may not condemn sin the way the historical Jesus condemned sin during his three-year ministry.” Steve’s quote comes from a blog entitled Prepare to be Bullied. In his blog he prepares his readers for the inevitable persecution they will face if they speak up about what his Jesus would condemn in today’s society. Fortunately for us, Steve tells us exactly what his Jesus would condemn, which, as we will see, is not what the historical Jesus condemned.
The Gospel according to Steve
Here is a list of some the things Steve’s Jesus condemns.
- Alternative gender identity
- Any sexual activity other than between a man and his wife.
- Abortion and euthanasia.
- Freedom (not quite sure what he meant by this.)
- The Black Lives Matter Movement. (I am not making this up.) (1)
Steve claims that his Jesus is the Jesus of the bible, but it would appear that he has done exactly what Dr. Ehrman warned against. He has turned the historical Jesus of the gospels into a 21st century evangelical who conveniently opposes the same current social issues that Steve does. I would challenge Steve to produce evidence from the Gospels where the “1st century Jesus of the bible” addressed any of the issues he says Jesus condemns. Where does Jesus condemn gender identity? Or homosexuality? Or race relations? Or Freedom? Of course, in his blog Steve fails to provide any such documentation. I’ve read the Gospels many times and have yet to discover where the historical Jesus addressed any of Steve’s issues. Perhaps Steve’s bible has the following verses that my imaginary bible does not.
- Blessed are the heterosexuals for they shall inherit the earth.
- Blessed are monogamists for only they shall be satisfied.
- Love only those who are like you, and you will be called sons of your Father.
- Judge others who are not like you. Be not concerned that others will judge you, for only you know the real Jesus.
It’s problematic!
Plan A
Discerning what the 1st century Jesus did or did not actually say is quite problematic, because we know very little about the “historical Jesus.” The best way for us to know anything for certain about the real Jesus, would be for us to read his writings from his own pen. As you probably already know, the historical Jesus did not write anything which could be pass on to his followers.
Plan B
Lacking Jesus’s own writings, the next best thing would be for us to gather information from those who knew him and spent time with him during his three active years of teaching. Unfortunately, we don’t have that either. None of the accounts we have of the life of Jesus were written by actual eyewitness. In addition, what was written about Jesus (including what he supposedly said) was not written until decades after his death.
Plan C
The earliest writings we have about Jesus come from the apostle Paul, who admittedly never met Jesus in person, although he supposedly had a vision. Paul’s writings about Jesus failed to mention numerous details of what might be thought of as the real Jesus. In addition, the four canonized gospels were written between three and six decades later by people who also had never met Jesus and were simply piecing together bits and pieces of Jesus’s life from oral history.
The Jesus of the Bible?
Granted, there are many people who consider the entire narrative of Jesus as imaginary. This blog is not about proving or disproving that Jesus actually existed. (2) Steve has claimed that he represents the Jesus of the bible. So, for the sake of this argument, let’s assume here that Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John are our best historical records of what Jesus might have said publicly. By adhering strictly to the Gospels, and what the Gospel writers tell us about what Jesus actually condemned, perhaps we will be able to see if Steve’s Jesus is the Jesus of the bible.
What did Jesus condemn?
A christian website called “ibelieve” addressed this very issue.
“During his ministry Jesus called out some sins more than others. Here are 10 sins Jesus spoke about more fervently in the Gospels.”
Selfishness
- “You know that the rulers of the Gentiles lord it over them, and their high officials exercise authority over them. Not so with you. Instead, whoever wants to become great among you must be your servant and whoever wants to be first must be your slave— just as the Son of Man did not come to be served, but to serve, and to give his life as a ransom for many.” (Matthew 20)
Pride
- “. . .For all those who exalt themselves will be humbled, and those who humble themselves will be exalted.” (Matthew 23)
Unbelief
- “A wicked and adulterous generation looks for a sign, but none will be given it except the sign of Jonah.” (Matthew 16)
Hypocrisy
- “Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You shut the door of the kingdom of heaven in people’s faces. You yourselves do not enter, nor will you let those enter who are trying to. Woe to you, teachers of the law and Pharisees, you hypocrites! You travel over land and sea to win a single convert, and when you have succeeded, you make them twice as much a child of hell as you are.” (Matthew 23)
Greed
- “No one can serve two masters. Either you will hate the one and love the other, or you will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve both God and money.” (Matthew 6). “Truly I tell you, it is hard for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of heaven. Again, I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.” (Matthew 19)
Unforgiveness
- “For if you forgive other people when they sin against you, your heavenly Father will also forgive you. But if you do not forgive others their sins, your Father will not forgive your sins. (Matthew 6)
Hatred
- “Therefore, if you are offering your gift at the altar and there remember that your brother or sister has something against you, leave your gift there in front of the altar. First go and be reconciled to them; then come and offer your gift.” (Matthew 5)
Disobedience
- “If you love me, keep my commands.” (John 14)
- “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind. This is the first and greatest commandment. And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself. All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.” (Matthew 22)
Judging Others
- “Do not judge, or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. “Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother’s eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own eye? How can you say to your brother, ‘Let me take the speck out of your eye,’ when all the time there is a plank in your own eye? You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother’s eye.” (Matthew 7)
Impurity
- “What goes into someone’s mouth does not defile them, but what comes out of their mouth, that is what defiles them. Don’t you see that whatever enters the mouth goes into the stomach and then out of the body? But the things that come out of a person’s mouth come from the heart, and these defile them. For out of the heart come evil thoughts and deeds. These are what defile a person; but eating with unwashed hands does not defile them.” (Matthew 15)
From where I stand.
It’s important to note here that according to ibelieve Jesus’s condemnation was aimed primarily at the religious leaders of his time. The Pharisees, Sadducees, and scribes held positions of significant religious authority and were the ones with whom Jesus had his greatest conflict. Also, the Sanhedrin, (the Jewish ruling council), opposed Jesus, often plotting against him and contributing to his eventual arrest and trial.
This truth has significant ramification for 21st century evangelicals, who have become the religious leaders of our time and thus subject to the condemnation of the historical Jesus. Although Steve claims to speak for the Jesus of the Bible, he clearly does not! His ideas of what Jesus condemned are quite different than those offered by ibelieve.
Dr. Ehrman in his book Did Jesus Exist? quite eloquently speaks about this attempt by 21st century evangelicals to modernize the historical Jesus to fit their social agenda. He writes,
“(Jesus) had nothing to do with going to church on Sunday. He knew nothing of social security, food stamps, welfare, American exceptionalism, unemployment numbers, or immigration. He had no views on tax reform, health care (apart from wanting to heal leprosy), or the welfare state. So far as we know, he expressed no opinion on the ethical issues that plague us today: abortion and reproductive rights, gay marriage, euthanasia, or bombing Iraq. His world was not ours; his concerns were not ours, and—most striking of all—his beliefs were not ours.”
With that in mind, let’s change Steve’s quote to make it more accurate.
Steve says he loves Jesus, but as we have discovered, his Jesus is not the Jesus of the Bible. His is an imaginary 21st century Jesus that Steve has invented in his own mind and for his own purposes.
End note:
(1) Some readers might doubt that a christian would actually make such a statement, so here is the actual quote from Steve’s blog. I commented on this in a previous blog.
So, what’s the problem with “Black Lives Matter?”
- It’s a non-Christian movement that uses words like “racism,” “poor,” “oppression,” etc. to teach values that are strongly opposed by God.
(2) Dr. Bart Ehrman in his book, Did Jesus Exist? argues that there is convincing evidence that Jesus did indeed exist. Dr. Ehrman bases his conclusion on existing evidence rather than blind faith. It’s a compelling read that earned him the vitriolic ire of Mythicists. You might want to read it for yourself.
Coming next:
It’s problematic enough that Christians try to modernize the historical Jesus, but it gets even worse when christian dogma declares that the ultimate goal of any christian is to become like Jesus. We’ll dive into that quagmire to see exactly what christians believe it means to become like Jesus. Do they strive to become like Steve’s imaginary 21st century Jesus, or is their aim to become like the 1st century Jewish Jesus? It’s murky… at best.
From Where I Stand
Dale Crum